MostlyHarmless

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be." ~ Douglas Adams

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery. Slaves are given food and housing.

Saying I have a spending problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a Kung Fu problem; it's no problem if you're good at it.

Debit machine: DO NOT remove your card.
Debit machine: DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card.
Debit machine: Take out your card immediately or I’ll scream bloody murder until you do.

"It is not certain that some wicked one of your race will not find out a secret as evil as the Deplorable Word and use it to destroy all living things. And soon, very soon, before you are an old man and an old woman, great nations of your world will be ruled by tyrants who care no more for joy and justice and mercy than the Empress Jadis. Let your world beware. That is the warning." - C.S. Lewis, The Magician's Nephew, 1955

You know fuel prices are high when the guy in the lifted Super Duty isn’t revving his engine at Walmart during mating season.